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Word on the ten-percent-earning street is that Michelle Bohan is fleeing the warm, elderly embrace of the William Morris Agency for Endeavor's come-hither-so-I-can-lift-your-wallet-while-hugging-you stare. We hear she's taking clients Ashley Judd, Kevin Bacon, Alfred Molina, and Benjamin Bratt with her, where they can all willfully ignore recent Endeavor signee Paris Hilton at the firm's next potluck dinner at Agent Dance mascot Ari Emmanuel's house (pictured, as always, at left). That chick cannot cook a fucking tuna casserole to save her life!