Somebody at the 'Nast paired their pointy-toe shoes with Bad Idea Jeans today and came up with the brilliant gimmick of passing out free stimulants to children. A Gawker spy reports:

There's a crew of PR reps passing out free Red Bull in the Conde Nast cafeteria... people are acting like hyenas. To make matters worse, it's national "Bring Your Child to Work Day" and there are an unusually high number of pre-teen girls running around. They've all had at least one go at the Red Bull booth.

Oh, and speaking of Conde Nast, you can save all the you ll never eat lunch in this town again emails, folks, because we were gonna throw it up anyway.
—NH