'American Idol' Police Blotter: Blow Bice

The Smoking Gun is making a full-time job of exposing the shady backgrounds of American Idol contestants. Their latest victim is hippie-rocker Bo Bice, who was arrested on felony cocaine possession charges in 2001, but dodged the bullet by completing a "diversion program."
Felony possession? Sounds like he had enough blow to paralyze his penis and reduce the chance of a sexual liaison with Paula Abdul. He'd better get on the phone with his dealer and make sure he's got enough to get through the finals without incident.
