Just so you know we pick on hets, too:

She is young! (24 years old, birth on December 31st 1981) She is f*ckin' smokin' hot and she DON'T HAVE FAKE BOOBS! Real ones! She is beautiful and very intelligent (She is currently studying in University to become a teacher)She is not VIRGIN, but almost. She only had s*x with 4 different partners. As she passed HIV tests and STD tests a week ago, she is not sick or infected! I know this is kind of personnal but it is an important detail to know for you buyers!

Bids have already reached $200. Sure hope this isn't another Scratch 'n' Stiff hoax.—MG
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