· Melania Trump to appear in Aflac Advertisement. Don't really know what to do with this information. [Yahoo! News]
· Boston groupies are blaming Carlos D. of Interpol for the spate of Herpes in the area. "This is wicked retahded," says one victim of the Herp. [PopBitch]
· Anne Hathaway: Nesting, apparently. [GoFugYourself]
—NH