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Us Weekly and Star magazine — the Crips and Bloods of glossy tabloidism — had their weekly cover story showdown today and this round goes to... Janice Min! As has been overreported, Us Weekly paid $1 million for exclusive pics of Brad and Angelina's beach stroll (every issue this week comes in a Tiffany box which the newspaper stand guy is required to hand over on bended knee). Meanwhile, Bonnie Fuller's sweatshop had to settle for sadly photo-shopping shots of Angelina and Brad walking on different beaches at different times for their cover (inside they 'fess up that it's a "composite photo"). Stay tuned for next week. We hear BonBon is already taking off her jewelry and lotioning up so she can get all up in Janice's grill.
—NH
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