Hide your work supply of Crank and the office hooker! Tomorrow is "Take Your Son and Daughter to Work Day." Expect whining, crying, face-Xeroxing, the supergluing of hands (and then there's the kids...) From the Wall Street Journal's "Cubicle Culture" column:

Tomorrow is Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, and if we're not careful, there will be a clash of uncivilizations or, worse, the kids will be bored senseless. Some of them may even wonder why, if this is all there is, they're bothering to work so hard at school. Children, after all, have an excuse to behave childishly. But how to explain that people don't always bathe or eat a good lunch and their spelling still stinks?

We can explain it. They're called "writers."
—NH

Setting Aside a Day to Take Kids To Work Is Losing Its Allure [WSJ reg.req.]