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· Patty Hearst files for access to grandfather William Randolph Heart's will, a document shrouded in secrecy and which contains a clause stating that anyone who challenges it will be disinherited. It further states that any heir that can spend $30 million dollars in 30 days will inherit a vast fortune; while this sounds easy, there are Byzantine rules governing the spending of the money that ensure anyone taking the challenge will be plunged into a wacky adventure in creative capitalism. [Variety]
· Sort-of-actor/sometime-director/kinda-writer Peter Berg is rewarded for not being particularly good at anything, landing a production deal for his Film 44 shingle with Universal. THR]
· Bravo goes trulydeeplybatshit insane for reality programming, announcing new shows The Daily News (about the prolonged pissing match between tabloids the NY Daily News and the NY Post), The Real Housewives (about a cynical attempt to capitalize on ABC's huge hit), and Battle of the Network Reality Stars (about the final and total destruction of Western culture). But if they decide to do another season of Project Greenlight, all is forgiven. [Variety]
· Antonio Banderas and Jennifer Lopez will star in the indie thriller Bordertown, two actors equally confounded by the prospect of reciting their lines in the English language. [THR]
· 800-pound reality gorillas Mark Burnett and Endemol USA vote agencies CAA and William Morris (respectively) off the money-island. Also, torches snuffed, "you're fired," etc etc. [THR]
· Fox manages to hold on to at least one Berman. [Variety]