In this week's collection of rants, The Black Table goes buckwild on the Norwegian cruise ship engulfed by a seven-foot wave, and the and passengers that had the nerve not to drown. —NH

Reports say that passengers huddled together in the hallway wearing life vests while the ship served FREE DRINKS!!! That is not an emergency — that is a free party. It happened on their way back from vacation, so no fun in the sun was lost, and all passengers received a refund. Free cruise, a good story to share with friends, and a night of free drinking ... sounds like a good way to welcome spring.

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