·Jewelry heir, Evan Yurman, finds that farting isn t the only way to clear a room. After threatening party guests with ass-kickings and gunfire, John Mayer, Erin Wasson, and Jaime Johnson flee to Bungalow. [Page Six]
·Elton John finally comes out: Singer will marry partner David Furnish next Christmas. [NYDN]
·Upon hearing the news that Madame Tussaud's is unveiling a wax dummy of Paris Hilton, Liz Smith issues the following pimp slap: I'm told it is quite realistic. You won't be able to tell the difference. Oooh, snap![Liz Smith]
·Rebecca Romijn to Jerry O'Connell: "You can't touch this unless you first put on MC Hammer pants." [Lowdown]
·Donald Sutherland has latent suicidal tendencies. Funny, we felt the same way after that ass-shot of his in Animal House. [R&M]
—NH