HOPE Takes On Ryan Seacrest
While we were posting silly photos of Ryan Seacrest accepting his star on the Walk of Fame last week and wistfully dreaming up time-travel schemes to prevent the American Idol host's conception, the crap-culture vigilantes at H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) are taking the pragmatic approach to protesting this latest aesthetic thumb in the eye. They're urging people to photograph themselves defiling/disrepecting/defecating upon Seacrest's star and submitting the results to their website. While we don't recommend that anyone actually drop trou and deliver a little brown care package on the star (someone's probably already accidentally done it), the non-fecal possibilities for protest are intriguing. How quickly can someone shoot a all-male, guerilla porno over that slab of sidewalk before the Hollywood cops show up? We have a feeling we all just might find out. Happy doggystyling, Seacrest haters.