We re getting in touch with our inner morning radio DJ and giving away two free tickets to see the band, Louis XIV, (no relation to scary-looking new pope, Benedict XVI) at Bowery Ballroom tomorrow night. Since we like to make you work for it, and you can undoubtedly top the craptions we usually come up with, we re turning this one over to the people. Try to beat the caption below (photo from John Cameron Mitchell's birthday party last night) and we'll post the best entries. Winner gets fame, glory, and the chance to chunk shit at over-mascara d portly glam rockers. —NH

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