·Ever since Paula Zahn s husband removed Pale Male from their window ledge, the hawk's been circling the Time Warner Center where Zahn has an office. Stalking Paula or just still waiting for a table at Per Se? [Lowdown]
·Tennis star Andy Roddick is sad because no one wants Andy s rod-dick. [Page Six]
·After years of ripping underlings a new one, publishing pitbull Judith Regan is now getting the ripped from the headlines treatment from Law & Order. [R&M]
·Apparently, the Gay Mafia is now after Microsoft honch Bill Gates. Consider our day made. [Page Six]
—NH