See what happens when you fail to win a single Ellie at the National Magazine Awards? Those snarkologists at the Post turn on you like jackals and start ripping off bits of flesh.

New York magazine Editor Adam Moss had the unenviable task of putting together an issue during a week when most of the news seemed to happen elsewhere. And while there were a few newsquakes here in Gotham City (NYSE merger, the Mets cable blackout), Moss seemed powerless to bring anything to the table. Oh well, it happens.

Maybe it's time to let loose that expos of Lazard Freres!—MG
 On The Newstand [New York Post]