Cindy Adams offers up another ridonkulous rant, this time on Spring and the sudden proliferation of faux boobies. Thanks for the mammaries, Cind! (man, that one never gets old, does it?)

I personally don't care if anyone wants a pair the size of SUVs. I don't care if you then need a hammock, not a bra. I only care that this is suddenly affecting me. How? Because it affects the air-conditioning. If the AC is up too high in a movie, I'm now the only one complaining. Ladies with plastic boobs don't feel anything.

Anyone else suddenly haunted by a mental image of Cindy Adams sporting a pair of glass-cutters? You are now! —NH
 Fair-Weather Fashions Bare All [Cindy Adams]