·Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sittin in a tree, H-U-M-P-I-N-G
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·Martha Stewart dons her best electronic cankle bracelet, attends gala, pisses off Feds. [NYP]
·Maggie Gyllenhaal: The new Jane Fonda? [NYDN]
·Tina Brown becomes US citizen. Husband Harry Evans no longer playing Andie MacDowell to her Gerard Depardieu. [Page Six]
·Contemporary fiction writers Amy Tam, Maureen Gordon, etc. petition Oprah to endorse their books. Also ask her to leave some of that Origins Ginger Body Souffle under their chairs. [NYDN]
·Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts: Soooo not friends anymore. [EL-K]
·New Pope Delivers State of the Communion Address: Orders priests distribute Jesus Juice and low-carb Bodies of Christ. (Well, no, but wouldn t that be kickass, girls?!) [NYT]
—NH