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Next week, I will be on vacation. Unlike the previous "vacations" I've taken during my editorship, I will not be freelancing elsewhere for beer money. This is a bona fide break, over the course of which I will sleep, drink things adorned with umbrellas, and forget there's such a thing as Radar. In fact, I suspect that the natives of my island destination have never even heard of Topic A! And no, that island is not Manhattan.

Continuing with our Gawker Gangbang, next week will bring you two totally new, totally incompetent guest editors. So, really, you won't even notice I'm gone. Come May, I'll be back and full of love, whether you like it or not. Toodles, kiss kiss, and I'll miss you the most!