This morning, we quoted a piece regarding Apple wizard Steve Jobs in which he used an "eight letter expletive." Sure, the word in question was probably something innocent like "bullshit," but we'd like to think Jobs is more creative than that. We asked you to think outside the box and send in your eight-letter brilliance, and you responded with wit and wisdom. After the jump are your ever-so-blue creations, which should come in handly next time the ATM pulls some twatfrob and won't let you withdraw enough cash for the dogcunty cab fare.

Assclown
Assholes
Asslicks
Assmunch
Bastards
Buttflap
Cockfuck
Dicklick
Dogcunty
Gatesian
Gaylords
Fucknuts
Fuckwads
Jizzloaf
Shithead
Microsoft (The reader writes: "I know it's 9 letters but the t is basically silent and it makes a HILARIOUS joke. Trust me, I'm Canadian, and we know comedy." Yep.)
 Pissfart
Rumsfeld (Ooooh, SNAP)
 Shitbird
Shitfeet
Snozball (A golden ticket for obscurity!)
 Twatfrob