Good morning, perpetually unemployed friends! We've got a big fat present for you:

STAR magazine, of Bonnie Fuller fame, has hired mediabistro to do a temp placement for 2 associate editors. This is a 2-week gig that could easily turn into a full-time gig. The person must have at least some magazine experience.

If you guys know of any available freelance editors who would be qualified and willing to do this gig, have them IMMEDIATELY email their resume and/or work portfolio to David Sexter at dsexter@mediabistro.com.

Wait, sorry, what? We couldn't hear you over the bloodcurdling sound of desperation.