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Oh Sweet Jesus, it's true — Lindsay Lohan has dyed her hair blonde! Quick, grab the kids and take them into the fallout shelter!

Or not. According to Star, we need to focus not on Lohan's locks, but rather her Meg Ryan-issued lips:

· "The smooth, uniform plumping of her lips means that Restylane was probably used as a filler," Dr. Goodstein tells Star. "Collagen wouldn't generally produce such an even result."
· Adds Dr. Grifka: "Restylane is the filler of choice because it lasts six to 12 months, whereas collagen only lasts three to six months."

We suppose this is Star's version of service journalism.

Lindsay's Trout Pout! [Star]