The metal plate in Gawker's collective head is buzzing about Post weekend gossip monkey, Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, who's rumored to be leaving her weekend column in favor of the safe confines of Women's Wear Daily. We hear she's heading over to the Eye column, where she and Jacob Bernstein will play with lip gloss all day and decorate the Scoop column with pretty hearts and flowers.

We should note that Elisa has yet to officially resign, but it's not even 5 PM and she tends to hit Happy Hour after 6. So, you know.