While you might be in a good mood today (the Friday sunshine makes those used needles positively glisten, no?), we all know you'll be back to hating your life by Monday. As such, we're happy to suggest a career move to brighten your spirits: celebrity assistantery! Because ALL a-listers use Craigslist for their staffing needs:

The ideal candidate is willing to do EVERYTHING from run errands to help prepare for long trips to liaising with everyone from the White House to gang members.

Who could this assistant possibly be working for? It's got to be Anthony Weiner or Sarah Jessica Parker, right?

Celebrity Asst Needed ASAP [Craigslist]