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Now is the time when we genuflect in front of the money-altar of our this week's sponsors, for commerce is what makes the world go 'round. And bathroom stall blow, but that is a story for another time. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and instantly watch your stock price shoot up to record levels as consumers buy your product or service like it's going out of style, see this page.

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