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Defamer is committed to making its readers aware of exciting opportunities for group sex involving at least one celebrity participant. From Craigslist, your internet source for all potential acts of entertainment industry-related congress:

Ok, women.
I am a lesbian, I want to have sex with another woman and a celebrity guy.
Of, course I can't tell you who he is...but trust me, he is very good looking and very well equipped. No porno star. A movie actor.
You will be the other woman. Any takers. This is a one time thing only.
You MUST be STD free, clean and real. A fan of Sin City....lol
I prefer brunettes, but if you are cool and just happen to be blonde, I'll deal.
Email me for details.
Serious inquiries only.

Serious inquiries only, indeed. While our coy Craigslist poster won't reveal the identity of the menage-hungry celebrity partner, there's a strong hint that it's a cast member of Sin CIty. So if you're the adventurous sort up for a game of Threesome Roulette, send on an e-mail. But be warned that instead of winding up underneath Bruce Willis, Clive Owen, or Benicio Del Toro, you might find yourself giving a reacharound to Mickey Rourke or Rutger Hauer.