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Our super-favoritest married columnist who still inexplicably writes about dating for New York mag, Amy Sohn, needs your help:

Subject: male biological clock
From: Amy Sohn
To: [redacted]

Hi Everyone, I am doing a column on the male biological clock and am looking for men who are finding themselves baby-hungry, and possibly dating women who are not ready yet. They see babies and want one. They bring up babies with women early on, and the women say they want to focus on their careers, or get put off by the conversation. I'd love to interview these guys about how their opinions shifted over time...

No need to misdirect your breeding anxieties towards your readers, Amy. We're frightened enough as is.