Just what Broadway needs: another show for straight dudes. According to The New York Times:

In the history of Broadway, it is the names of composers that echo in the ether: Cole Porter. Stephen Sondheim. And now, Adam Sandler.

That's right. If all goes forward as planned, Mr. Sandler, the star of popular teenage films like "The Waterboy" and "Billy Madison" and the composer of the holiday-themed "Hanukkah Song," will soon be represented on the Great White Way in a new musical version of his 1998 movie, "The Wedding Singer."

We smell a hit! Wait, typo. We meant "a shit." Seriously, did you step in something?

Adam Sandler's Movie Tunes Are to Become Show Tunes [NYT]