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Amazingly, the Young Hot Hollywood Style Awards, in which the Young in Hollywood received Awards of some kind for having Style, featured action besides the previously-mentioned nipple-unveiling of someone who is decidedly not Young. A reader reports from last night's epicenter of Youth and Stylishness:

I was at the Us Weekly young Hollywood style awards at Element and it seemed that every celeb who was nominated was there. Nick and Jessica had their own booth and had a ton of people surrounding them. It looked like they were on display. Chad Michael Murray with his fiancé to be Sophia Bush (is it me or are they never out together?). Paris was there wearing a super dark wig but looked awesome. James of the defunct mag POPsmear was there gabbing with Eliza Dushku, who was trying to figure out where the after party was. John Ritter’s son hit on anything that moved, and by the end of the night he was trying to score with some chubby blond. DJ AM was spinning and Nicole Richie was circulating the room. Tara Reid - looking very sober - brushed past me. However the most random person there was Heidi Fleiss who looked like shit and had overly botoxed lips.

Indeed, perhaps the most amazing part of the evening was Tara Reid's inexplicable, apparent sobriety. There's a story there...developing!