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This week's edition of the always service-oriented UK gossip newsletter Popbitch features a brief-but-handy business travelers' guide to the most whoretastic high-end hotels in our fine city.

Rough guide to hookers: Where to find the love in LA
 Which top business hotel should you choose in Beverly Hills?

Four Seasons
 The first room in the bar is known as the Non-Pay Sex room, the second is LA's top, and most obvious, place to pick up a high-end hooker.

Peninsula
 The best spot for upmarket Russians (called Natashas in LA). Prices start at $500 an hour. Customers say they are up for anything, whereas local call-girls are "over-priced, under-performing, paranoid about sexually transmitted diseases and about being busted by ver-enthusiastic vice cops."

L'Ermitage
 Management have made the hotel a hooker-free zone. On the upside, Britney sometimes stays here and looks like she'll soon be on the rebound.

Hanging out in a hotel lobby seems needlessly complicated, doesn't it? Whenever we feel like paying for sex, we set up a fake production office and take out a casting notice in Backstage West.