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Our semiregular morning feature (in which we attempt to trick your palette into thinking there's broken glass in the cream cheese on your lightly-toasted bagel through the presentation of disquieting blog content) continues, as we present this tossed-off quote from Page Six:

"MONEY is sensual. Every time I see Les Moonves, I get an erection. What can I tell you?" — Jerry Stiller in Esquire magazine

The images are almost too much to bear...Jerry Stiller's tumescence...the gleam of Viacom co-president/ universal-dictator-in-waiting Les Moonves' painstakingly-polished teeth...big piles of money. Whoa! Hey, 'Lil Defamer, where did you come from? Isn't it a little early for you to be up?