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On the eve of Radar's triumphant return to the newsstand and its rightful place at the center of American life (for chic, informed, jaded but not cynical 25-39 year-old men and women of all sexual orientations, with high incomes in urban centers), Media Life Magazine interviews the Maer Roshan sound bite AI unit.

Just for fun, we recommend reading this one aloud using your best Stephen Hawking robot voice:

What will you do differently the second time around?
I'm insisting on a salary.

Also, we love the subhed to this piece: Editor talks about how his magazine will be unique. Understatement is new cruelty. You heard it here first.

Maer Roshan on the rebirth of Radar [ML]