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· Paris Hilton needs a sidekick! The human kind, that is, as Nicole Richie has left the Simple Life building in favor of practically anything else. Smart girl. [Page Six]
· Project Runway winner Jay McCarroll goes absolutely apeshit on Grove-fluffer Hudson Morgan, whose parents clearly must've been "[anti-gay epithet]" to give him such a name. [Lowdown]
· Poor Princess Stephanie only gets $30 million of her late father's fortune, while her siblings will cash in closer to $1 billion. We'd pity her, but she still gets to be a fucking princess in Monaco. [R&M]
· OMGBRITNEYISSTILLPREGNANTOMGYO. [Fox 411]