Britney Spears Hospitalized; Bit-Bit In Stable Condition
We're hearing Britney Spears, our favorite erstwhile pop tart who may or may not be carrying a Federletus in her womb, has been hospitalized for God-knows-what (we've some guesses but, should she truly have OD'd on Red Bull, we'd feel bad about our preemptive jokes). PageSixSixSix is swearing up and down that Britney checked in on Sunday night, but we're still waiting for her publicist to issue a formal explanation.
This means that, in the meantime, Kevin Federline is being left unsupervised. God help us all. Especially those of us in Florida.
