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· Oprah Winfrey surprised 100 O mag editorial and advertising staffers by presenting each of them with a $5,000 (tax-free) bonus. But how much did Hearst president Cathie Black then collect as entrance fees for her Park Ave. penthouse? We're guessing around $4,985 per head. [Page Six]
· Billy Joel has finished another round of rehab, making the Hamptons safe again for you and your car. Actually, it's probably still not safe to drive out there. [R&M]
· Who better to bridge the divide between PETA and KFC than hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons? [Scoop]
· Hillary Clinton, evil biography, blah blah blah. [Lowdown]