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· Co-ops may be satanic, but they're not so hellish as to approve Mariah Carey or, even worse, allow too many Jews in their buildings. [Page Six]
· Webster Hall curator Baird Jones confesses his inner douchebag to Ted Turner, by asking when the media mogyl will release Gettysburg, which came out ten years ago. [Gatecrasher (4th item)]
· Graydon Carter pulls punches for a story on Spectator publisher Kimberly Quinn, whose cuckolded husband happens to be Cond&eactue; brethern at UK Vogue. [R&M (3rd item)]
· Alicia Silverstone: hates fur, wears J. Mendel, lacks intelligence. [ELK]
· Lloyd Grove asserts the existence of Steven Segal, whether you believe him or not. [Lowdown]