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We know pause to nod knowingly and appreciatively in the direction of this week's sponsors, without whom we'd probably be forced to roll Pat O'Brien's filthy phonecalls for a living. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and get all "jiggy" with the world's most "jiggable" consumers, see this page.

· Absolut
· Captain Morgan
· Geffen Records
· American Apparel
· Justice Mag
· Bloomsbury