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You know what's funny? When shows like Access Hollywood claim to have a rebuttal from, say, Brad Pitt regarding his "relationship" with Angelina Jolie:

"This particular story is completely untrue," said Pitt of US Weekly's report. "Because these tabloids are making so much money, and yes, I consider US Weekly a tabloid, they go to great lengths to corroborate their stories, whether they are true or not."

A total knee-slapper! As we understand it, Access never had a statement from el Pitt. But, you know, if it's good enough for the AP wires, it's good enough for us!

After the jump, the Access Hollywood memo announcing their nonexistant exclusive. If you're into that sort of thing.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SHOW AIRS ON THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 2005

ON THE NEXT "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD"

BRAD PITT SETS RECORD STRAIGHT ON REPORT HE'S CURRENTLY DATING ANGELINA JOLIE

Pitt Says Recent US Weekly Cover Story Is "Completely Untrue"

BURBANK, Calif. - April 7, 2005- Actor Brad Pitt speaks out for the first time since separating from wife Jennifer Aniston, setting the record straight on US Weekly's cover story that he is currently dating actress Angelina Jolie. The story airs on "Access Hollywood" Thursday, April 7, 2005 (check local listings for time and station).

"This particular story is completely untrue," said Pitt of US Weekly's report. "Because these tabloids are making so much money, and yes, I consider US Weekly a tabloid, they go to great lengths to corroborate their stories, whether they are true or not."

"Access Hollywood" is produced by NBC and distributed by NBC Universal Domestic Television Distribution. Rob K. Silverstein is the executive producer.