· Scandal at the Times: former Baghdad bureau chief Susan Sachs has been fired, allegedly for sending letters and emails to the wives of correspondents Dexter Filkins and John Burns, reporting their bad behavior with ladies abroad. Sexy? Nah, but definitely catty. [Lowdown]
· And MORE scandal at the Times: Former executive editor Joseph Lelyveld is making out with Metro reporter Janny Scott, who happens to be married to ABC anchor Bill Ritter. Okay, enough Times libido. Ew. [WWD (sub. req'd)]
· Tatum O'Neal went on a drunken, dykey rampage at Pop Burger. And you missed it. [Page Six]
· Ted Turner checks out competition at the urinals. [R&M]