· Breaking! We hear Britney and K-Fed are at debatable hotspot B-Bar right now! We can't confirm this, nor do we care to — but we're still all exclamatory about the possibility!
· Not content to merely make glossy pages sticky, Maxim goes for your couch by inking Hollywood deals to ensure heavy cross-promotion. We'd be disturbed, but integrity is so 2004. [Variety]
· Madonna can't understand her kids, possibly because they're already more educated than her. [Earworm]
· The Daily starts to think out loud about the process known as the international pick-uppery of items. [The Daily]