· Remember the Wired report about the pervy UK practice of "toothing," in which people used their Bluetooth devices to organize sexual encounters on commuter trains? Well, if you do, you shouldn't anymore, as the whole thing was an elaborate hoax. [Hanasiana via Gizmodo and Fleshbot]
· Former smoker Peter Jennings is diagnosed with lung cancer. We're feeling sensitive today, so no jokes. Aren't we mature? [Bloomberg]
· This might be the most adorably weird David Sedaris moment ever documented on the internerd. [Productshop NYC]
· More reports from the precious wedding of undershirtless talking head Tour , where everyone had their own song to which they walked down the isle: "writer Nelson George, walked out to what else? Marvin Gaye's 'Trouble Man.'" [VV]
· Vote for your favorite dumbfuck's inclusion in the Big Media Hall of Shame! You can nominate your own candidate or choose amongst nominees including Michael Powell and Rupert Murdoch. [Free Press