Short Ends: A Scandal Loses Its Heat

· Remember "En Escandolo de Lesbianas?" Sigh. No tan caliente.
· Ouch, more bad news for Ben Affleck! And this time, it involves his penis.
· The Pocket Guide to Past Mistakes That Can Get You Tossed Of American Idol: Posing for softcore porn: You're out; Shoving your baby-mama and phone-tossing: You're still in!
· RIP, the Fake Michael Bay Blog. You lasted longer than anyone could reasonably expect.
· Enjoy these two loving tributes to blogging institutions.
· The degenerate geniuses at Liquid Generation again ply their trade on a suspect pursuit.