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We're happy to report that Touré, he of the demurely unbuttoned shirts and suggestive hints of eyeliner, is not CNN's homosexual talking head. He's straight, everyone, and, just to prove it, he got married! To a girl! Sorry, boys, but you'll have to find another lover to whisper sweet, pop-cultured nothings:

"Rita's very calm most of the time," Tour said. "She has standards; she wouldn't just go for anything, she demands integrity from me. And she 'gets' me, for the most part."

As long as someone does.
[NYT]