· Britney's back, motherfuckers, and she's calling out all of you "false tabloids" for, like, lying and shit. Look inward, yo, and you'll see what Britney sees: y'all are overweight. Oh, and? Throughout that entire rant, she doesn't once address the Federletus. [Britney Spears]
· David Patrick Columbia — whom we've never, ever met — does some deconstructive analysis on Lloyd Grove's pet stringer, Hud Morgan. [NYSD]
· It's not porn, it's an indie sex flick with John Cameron Mitchell. And you know you wanna be in it. [Fleshbot]
· Authors create mix CDs based on their latest book. [Largehearted Boy via Galleycat]