Andy Borowitz better watch his back! There's a new comedy sheriff in town, and she's packing some impressive firepower.

From Lenore Skenazy's latest New York Daily News column:

Now that McDonald's is paying rappers to riff on Mickey D's, how long before older songs get retooled? Some McHits we expect to hear soon:
[...]
To "Scarborough Fair"
 Are you going to finish your fries?
Ketchup, salt, but please hold the thyme
Remember me as one who would share
I once gave you two fries of mine.

Don't know about you, but we haven't laughed this hard since we saw Jakob the Liar.

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