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· Naomi Campbell allegedly continues her assistant-abusing rampage in Rio, this time slapping a young servant while simultaneously using her Blackberry to beat the girl. Can't fault the woman for multitasking. [Page Six]
· The Olsens are selling off their West Village penthouse for $11 million — quite a high price, considering the two never even moved in. [R&M (2nd item)]
· Is there trouble in Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's Red Bull-drenched paradise? Federline reportedly spent the weekend in the company of a Vegas "escort," who may or may not be carrying his baby. It seems that everyone is these days, so it's a fair guess. [Page Six]
· Rapper ODB may be gone, but his mother will sue on. Her target is AGU Entertainment, who is allegedly using the deceased's name to promote a Jackass-style video. [Lowdown]