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If you've had your fill of demeaning, thankless assistant jobs in the entertainment industry, this Craiglist poster, an incredibly generous "entertainment executive," is ready to inject new life into your career:

Enter. Exec. looking for Attractive and genuine girl to hire/enjoy
 Position/job:
Companionship, travel-mate, assistant, more if agreed
Looking for an attractive, sexy girl who is looking for a change of pace and wants to just relax and enjoy Los Angeles with a sucessful, atrractive and down-to-earth Entertainment Executive...I'm 42, fit, very real, kind and giving to those close to me...
Will provide salary and plenty of space and independence...
Looking for a girl who wants to step outside the box and try something new!
Please respond back with photos and a little about you
Jonathan

Just imagine having the exciting opportunity to fellate your boss in the middle of a dreary day of rolling calls, scheduling meetings, and fetching coffee! It's a young up-and-comer's dream come true!