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The sound you hear over at the Daily News isn't that of crickets, exactly — it's more the sound of safety (yawn). Weekday gossip monkeys Rush & Molloy and Lloyd Grove have returned from their vacations, thus kicking Ben Widdicombe — whose sasstastic Gatecrasher column was running daily while the elders were in Fort Lauderdale — back to the weekend edition. So the Daily News' gossip pages are back to being family-friendly and mild, at least compared to bitchy Ben. (Today's top story: Jennifer Lopez likes fur! Brilliant, but we get those press releases, too.)

On another note, Page Six is determined to make sure that Ben stays on your mind.

Daily Dish [NYDN]
Just Asking [Page Six]