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In the April issue of Allure, Britney Spears gave an interview in which she reflected on her newfound domesticity. Her insight:

"And then all of a sudden you have this home, you have the kids, you have to get the diapers, get the dogs to the vet. It's this whole reality, you know?"

Us Weekly liked this quote so much, they made it their own and ran it in their most recent issue:

"It's this reality. Like, oh my god, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the poolboy to walk the dog?"

It's like an exercise in creative writing, but with real-life characters!
Update: Okay, apparently everybody's making everything up. At this point, we're not even sure if Britney exists.