From Bill O'Reilly's syndicated column in the print edition of The New York Post:

For those of you wondering why the Terri Schiavo story is receiving massive attention, the answer lies deep within the culture war. Terri's sad saga is rooted in the battle over who has the final say on human life: the State or the Creator?

Say what? Are we really supposed to believe that a sketch comedy troupe that disbanded a decade ago would go head-to-head with O'Reilly's own syndicator?

That's just... that's just dumb.

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