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· Upon learning that she would be pressed with hit-and-run charges, Paula Abdul throws a shitfit in Kuala Lumpur, complete with face-scratching and object-throwing. [Page Six]
· Abnegated Jew Ralph Lauren reportedly lays off the better part of his denim design team for drinking in the office on St. Patrick's Day. Other employees escape his ire, continue to secretly drink in the office every other day. [Gatecrasher]
· Now that Denise Richards has told US Weekly that she separated from husband Charlie Sheen because of his drug and gambling problems, they're probably not getting back together. [Page Six]
· Don Imus' ranch for sick children is getting the once-over from the IRS. Which is better than the once-over from Santa Barbara prosecutors, right? [NYDN]