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· Don't you worry about Whitney Houston, she's in a safe place now: rehab. Oh come on, like you're even raising an eyebrow. [Gatecrasher]
· Martha Stewart is reportedly undergoing hypnosis; ever since her release from prison, she's had nightmares about violent box-chowing and unclean linens. [Scoop]
· At this point, William Morris Agency prez Dave Wirtschafter is wishing the New Yorker never existed. And if he says otherwise, he's lying. That's what agents do, y'know. [Page Six]
· Roger Freidman goes to the theater, MJ's former assistant turns to a life of crime. Coincidence? [Fox411]
· A moment of silence for all the pretty fashion girls: after Helmut Lang's departure from the Prada group, the label's Manhattan offices have finally closed. The fate of the Soho store remains shaky. [Page Six]